PERFECT FOR
Your favorite philosphical - ha! Jk. Your favorite Mom-friend that you share all of the ugly truths with.

THE MESSAGE
Frontside: Q: If Mommy is not around to hear the kid fall down, does it even make a noise?
B Side: A: No, it does not make a fucking noise. Not a sound. The kid just gets right up and keeps going. Unbelievable.
Inside: Blank

THE DETAILS
Size: 4.25 x 5.5”
Paper: 100# uncoated white cover stock, FSC Certified, 100% recycled, 100% PCW
Envelope: A2 - 100% Recycled Brown Bag Kraft with Euro Flap 
Packaged in a cellophane sleeve

[ Designed in Delco | Printed in Philly ]