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Sarcastic and funny birthday greeting cards that read "What's in the box?!" and "You get one fucking day".


We ship all of our cards via USPS, 1-3 business days. Shipping starts at $3 for standard shipping. Expedited available from $6.

Cost depends on method selected and weight/size of your order, but if your order is over $25 you receive FREE standard shipping. Yay.

All order are shipped within 2 business days for in-stock items.



Second thoughts on freeing your B? Unused and unopened products can be returned within 14 days of receipt. All return shipping costs are the responsibility of the buyer. 

What a B! Did the cards arrive damaged? Snap a photo and send it to us within 48 hours of receiving your order and we'll happily (begrudgingly) replace the items.

Please contact us here.